1977 - Long hair
2007 - Longing for hair 1977 - KEG
2007 - EKG
1977 - Acid rock
2007 - Acid reflux
1977 - Moving to California because it's cool
2007 - Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1977 - Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007 - Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1977 - Seeds and stems
2007 - Roughage
1997 - Hoping for a BMW
2007 - Hoping for a BM
1997 - Going to a new, hip joint
2007 - Receiving a new hip joint
1997 - Rolling Stones
2007 - Kidney Stones
1997 - Screw the system
2007 - Upgrade the system
1997 - Disco
2007 - Costco
1997 - Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007 - Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1997 - Passing the drivers' test
2007 - Passing the vision test
1997 - Whatever
2007 - Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this WILL certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1989.
They are too young to remember the Space Shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They do not care who shot J.R. and, have no idea who J.R. Ewing is.
McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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Contributor's Note
At my age , it made me smile, anyway
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